DAY N NITE

NICKY NASTY

ESCAPADE DE MUSICA

THE POWER OF THE MIC ON MY HAND 

THE SOUND OF THE BEAT IN YOUR HEART

MEXICAN CARTEL

FIRE FLAME

SINGLE BOY

NOT ALL BOOKS ARE RIGHTEOUS

THERE ARE MEN WHO WILL MAKE UP STUFF TO WIN HEARTS

HISTORY OF WITCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REP1KMJlxAw&feature=player_detailpage

CLINKER POWER

THE ALL NEW KIZITOO

THE NEWS STUNT OF THE 

MR. KIZITO AKA TEDDY 

KEEP IT HERE FOR MORE TO COME

DOES JANET HAVE A HAND IN THIS CHANGES ???

LEO INAKUSHIKIA WAPI??

HALUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COAST LIFE

SMILE AND ENJOY LIFE 

FAKE PHONES ALARM !!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ALL KNOW YOUR SELVES 

SWAGGER BALAA

NIMETOKLEZEA BILA KUJIPAKA NIVEA..!!!!!!

TRUE AFRICAN CHILDRENS

METALLIC BLACK

EFFECTS OF SOAP OPERA

100000000 REASONS

WHY YOU SHOULD BAN

YOUR WIFE

FROM WATCHING SOAP OPERAS

RUN TRUE SOLDIERS ARE COMING

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

DARE YOUR BALLS

TRUE HERO

FEEL THE HEAT

BOUNCER

THE NEW BOUNCER CLUB CSL.

THE HOOLIGANS AROUND THAT JOINTT

BETTER WATCH OUT

ON THE DECKS

OF COURSE ITS A WEEKEND DON'T ASK MUCH

UNALILIA SIMA KWASABABU YA UGALI!!!

MSANII MACHACHARI WA NYIMBO ZA BENGA

MAARUFU KAMA MJOMVU 

ATATUMBUIZA MASABIKI WA ZILIZOPENDWA KATIKA CLUB MAARUFU YA

KANUNGO ETEKO MTAANI OWINO UHURU

USIKOSE UTACHEKWA

SPIRIT OF A LION

KENYAN DEFENSE FORCES

TRUE SPIRIT OF A LION

SHIELD OF OUR REPUBLIC!!

SOLVE THIS PUZZLE ????????????

HOW ON EARTH DID THAT FIT IN THERE?

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MY DEAR FRIENDS

In my life I have known alot of wolf sand its not every day that pigeons come landing on your shoulder not ever day you wake up to find birds singing I have learnt that not everyone can give you a reassuring pat on you back with life I have an experience that no school could teach me, our hood thought me that I gotta be strong to have a place on this world some say living life on the first lane but all I see are struggling people depending how you view yourself is how you will always see yourself the best you can hope for is to live in your fantasy dream.   I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS A HAPPY FAIR LIFE 

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SEMA??????????

MUZIKI WA LINGALA

MSANII maarufu wa Lingala aka LIL-ALPHA

KUTUMBUIZA  WAFUASI WAKE MJINI JOMVU

MSANII HUYO MAARUFU KWA NYIMBO ZA LINGALA

ATAKUWA MJINI HUMO WIKI NZIMA NJOO MKATE KIUNO...............

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MJUKUU WASHETANI for govenorship

Mjukuu washetani is said to be set to join campaign for Governor seat Migingo county under the orange democratic party under the umbrela of mzee Jagong mwenyewe it is rumored that jagong has bought him a helicopter to help in his campaigns. keep it here for all the brew

FRIDAY-PILAU DAY

WEWE INAKUBAMBIA WAPI?

RECRUITMENT

ob vacancies @ Al shaabab

AL SHAABAB

Vacancies

Al Shabaab, a popular terror organisation, will soon be opening a cell in Tanzania and is currently seeking to recruit young, dynamic and stupid Tanzanians to fill the following posts:

1.    Cell leader (2)You will be responsible for brainwashing and recruiting a team of young, vulnerable and gullible operatives who will carry out the organisation’s activities in the country.  As the cell leader you must possess the charisma necessary to fool everyone into believing that our cause is just. You will also have the opportunity to travel and attend the annual World Terror Forum (WTF) hosted in a different country each year.

Requirements: At least 10 years experience as ruthless evil mastermind with high levels of manipulation skills, complete disregard for others lives, high level of education, ability to handle the media, charisma and/or extreme brutality. Must possess multiple fake passports.

2.    Explosive expert (1)This is a technical position that requires extensive knowledge of bombs and other explosive devices. The explosive expert will have the skills to create improvised explosives made from everyday materials like spoons and salt. 

RequirementsPrevious military experience a must preferable with demonstrated experience handling explosives. Alternatively a criminal background will also be considered.

3.    Suicide officers (1000)As the heart of the organisation you will be responsible for carrying out a mission as directed by your leader. You will be responsible for staking out potential targets and advice your cell leader on the best way forward. In collaboration with your team you will devise best way to blow yourself up along with the designated target.

RequirementsNo prior experience required. Preferably no schooling at all but will consider educated applicants if they can demonstrate high levels of stupidity. The successful candidate will be ready to blow himself up at a moment’s notice.

RenumerationAn attractive package awaits the qualified applicants. 

Application procedureEmail your CV and Cover Letter to: jobs.tanzania@alshaabab.org

MR EVANS jnr

Rumor has it that Mr Evans jnr is planning on world tour with his newly wedded wife our sources reveal they will visit Bahamas and spend most of their holiday in Hawaii in hotel del amor keep watch as we keep you posted

wise saying

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

kenyan KDF commandos seizes kisimayu

Mission KDF chai kisimayu has been achieved  and the final stages are unerway tukutane hotel Abdi pale port town

african manners

african manners

face off

the co founder of african children network

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.